$ farewellwp --confirm

Your site still runs on WordPress. Your customers already left.

Every plugin update, every "maintenance mode," every three-second homepage load is a customer who bounced to a competitor. We rebuild small business sites as fast, static pages — no CMS to patch, no server to babysit.

yoursite.com — WordPress
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4.8s to interactive · 38 plugin requests
What visitors deal with today.
yoursite.com — static
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0.4s to interactive · 3 requests
What farewell looks like.
$ known issues

The problems aren't occasional. They're structural.

A WordPress site isn't a static page — it's a database, a PHP runtime, and a stack of third-party plugins, all reassembling your homepage from scratch on every single visit.

00:00:01[WARN]Page rebuilt from database on every request — no visitor gets a cached, instant page.
00:00:02[WARN]14 plugins loaded before first paint. Each one is a dependency that can break the others.
00:00:03[WARN]Core, theme, and plugin updates required monthly just to stay patched against known exploits.
00:00:04[WARN]Hosting has to run a full server around the clock, even at 2am with zero visitors.
00:00:05[WARN]Slow, unstable pages get pushed down in search results — Core Web Vitals are a ranking signal.
$ calculate --annual-cost

What "just use WordPress" is quietly costing you

Rough, typical ranges for a small business site — yours may run higher once you add a developer's hourly rate for fixing what breaks.

Premium plugins
$400–900
Managed hosting
$300–1,200
Security & backups
$150–500
"Quick fix" dev hours
$500–2,000
estimated total / year
$1,350 – $4,600

Illustrative ranges based on typical small-business setups, not a quote for your site specifically.

$ the fix

Ship the page, not the database

Static sites pre-build every page ahead of time. There's no live database call, no plugin stack, nothing for a visitor's browser to wait on.

content

You write, we structure

Your pages, pricing, and copy — organized cleanly, no page-builder bloat.

build

Pre-rendered at build time

Every page is generated once, in advance, as plain HTML/CSS/JS.

deploy

Pushed to a CDN

Files are distributed to edge servers near your visitors, worldwide.

serve

Instant on every visit

No database call, no plugin stack — just files, served fast.

$ verify --outcomes

Why this actually moves the numbers you care about

SPEED

Loads in under a second

No server-side rendering per visit means there's close to nothing to wait for.

SEO

Built for Core Web Vitals

Fast, stable pages are easier for search engines to crawl and rank well.

CONVERSION

Fewer visitors bounce

Slow pages lose visitors before your offer ever loads. Fast ones don't.

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